Welcome to the GoldnI Evening News Roundup (GENR)!
As you'll recall, this is a new diary series where we will discuss the most important stories in the world of GoldnI. Who is GoldnI, you might be wondering? GoldnI is that gorgeous, sexy, Jewish American Princess blogger, the progressive Democrat who grew up in the Bible Belt but now finds herself stuck in the vast frozen tundra otherwise known as Upstate New York. I know you're all just thrilled!
And please remember...this is a sandbox EXCLUSIVELY for the GoldnI supporters. This is OUR space in which to rah-rah for GoldnI. Please don't come in here if you're going to be antagonistic, go find your own sandbox instead. Thank you :)
1. So Why Is GENR Better Than EENR?
In all of those OTHER Evening News Roundup groups, they'll insult you and they'll mock you if you don't fall in line. They'll call you names like "Elitist" or "Republican-lite." But not here at GENR! Really, I don't care who you're backing for President. You may be a Clintonista or an Obamatron or a JohnBot or whatever, it doesn't matter, just as long as you pledge your undying loyalty and devotion to GoldnI and everything that she stands for. Because otherwise, you're just a horrible person.
Also, we're better because no GoldnI-backer has yet gotten banned from this site, as far as I know.
2. How I Spent My Thanksgiving Break
I know you're all just DYING to know, aren't you? Well, gather round and I'll tell you! We were down in St. Simons/Sea Island, GA. The way I explained it to the New Yorkers is that these islands are sort of like the Southern versions of Nantucket or Martha's Vineyard. My family were probably the only Jews around for miles. But hey, sometimes it's fun to pretend like you're an old-money blue blood!
3. Tennessee Politics, Or, How To Piss GoldnI Off Without Really Trying
If you'll recall, two months ago a man by the name of Mike McWherter announced that he was forming an exploratory committee to run for the Senate from Tennessee against Lamar! Alexander. McWherter is the son of a popular former Governor and had a lot of other great attributes.
Now, it appears that he won't be running after all, which means that we have to find a whole new candidate and start a campaign from scratch, and I had to delete my "Mike McWherter for U.S. Senate" Facebook group. Now I'm starting to wonder if we'll be able to put up anything more than token opposition against Lamar!.
Pulling stuff like this, teasing the TN Dems like this before backing out, is a great way to piss me off.
4. Hey There, You Sexy Geek. Will You Fix My Computer?
I have a computer question, and I'd like to hear from anyone who's recently switched from PC to Mac. I've had my Vaio for about a year now, and I'm still using XP. My computer has been crashing or freezing up a good deal more often lately. I might get a new computer when I start law school next year. It occurs to me that I use so many other Apple gadgets, the iPhone and the iPod, that maybe I should consider getting a MacBook. But everytime I use a Mac in the computer lab at school, I always get really confused and click the wrong things. To anyone who's switched over recently, how hard is it to learn?
OMG It's A Random YouTube Video! Crank That Pooh!
ANOTHER Random YouTube Video! The Greatest "Simpsons" Moment In A Long Time!
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